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A. Gollum - disclaimer
I swear by Almighty God that the evidence I shall give shall be a spoof, the whole spoof, and nothing like the truth, so help me Gob.
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We're back on Commission!!!
BUT use the links on this site, NOT your own!
MidAirCrisis Word(s) of the Week -
"Cancellation"
Need a frame tidy-up? Respray? Powder Coating?
 Unit 2 Algernon Industrial Estate,
Shiremoor, Tyne & Wear, NE27
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Tel: 0191 251 8575 Fax: 0191 252 1529
Email: bettablast@aol.com
As Recommended by Senior Club Members - 10% Club discount - tell 'em we sent you!
NEW RIDERS - please see Ride List (button left) then click on dates for full info of where, when and how far we normally travel to and during our rides. But BEWARE - we're a mountain bike club, not a cruising outfit. You need to be able to pedal hard, climb hills, jump off a kerb, balance a bit and pedal for hours. Waggonway tootlers please take note.Last Sunday in every month should be New Rider days. 20 to 45 miles. Thursday nighters are 15-30 milers, 3-3.5 hours and generally OK for fit new riders but you need decent lights you can see with, NOT CANDLES.
For those who may be interested in finding something here (you never know) you can do it with the Google search box below by searching only our site - try it if you've missed it in the past. Try "moron" for example.
 NEXT DAY RIDE Sunday 7th February 2010 - HEXHAM. Gather at the Cave at 0800 OR the Riverside car park 09:00.
First run up to Glentress will be at the discretion of Ian B, who's not only quite sensible, but has insider knowledge. I won't listen to anyone else, sorry! And most of inner Northumberland is currently a no-go due to ground conditions, just in case you're wondering or have recently returned from outer space..
Gentlemen! (Ladies?) If you want to plan a ride for us - Do It
 Next Night Ride Thursday 4th February 2010, 7:00pm at The Cave, Holystone.
Get your profiles in to me - see highlighted riders on Ride List for ideas
2009 Summed Up.
TRANSPORT SUSSED? Scotland £9 if MOST seats are filled, £8 if ALL seats are filled. Lakes £8 and £7. Yorkshire £7 and £6. Northumberland £4 and £3. Howzat sound? New Rule got Committee Clearance 14th June - Unemployed travel FREE.
Where's YOUR Team MidAirCrisis Profile page? Send me your life story and a pic or three.
www.wiggle.co.uk
How we pay for travel in 2009. PROTECTION RACKET!
Keep watching and if you fancy a ride out with us, drop us a line here: bailout@midaircrisis.org.uk
Although MidAirCrisis and NMBC are synonymous, there is still some exclusivity attached to MAC, as full membership to that is by personal invitation of the Gollum only, no matter what your new shirt may proclaim. You'll already know if you're "core" or not.
It's largely, but not exclusively, down to your support of the Club. Argue with that. You ride with MidAirCrisis entirely at your own risk. DO NOT ride with any other understanding. Maim a
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