Out of the Mouths of Babes

(Why? What did you expect?)

	Approaching the "Earth Centre" at Doncaster on the A1M - Sam(21): "eee, is Doncaster the centre of the earth?"
	Watching a footy match on telly - Jess(18): "at half time do the supporters change ends aswell?
	At the table while out for a family meal - Jess again: "Is the Pope a Catlic Converter?" - honest!
	Not one of my offspring/offsprang/offsprung this time but NutJob Jack Nicholson in "Anger Management" - "The only thing you can't get rid of by losing it is your temper"
	INVEST - a grossly overdressed teenage girl on Newcastle's Quayside

Oh, alright then, here's a babe...

Oh, OK, here's another... this one delivered my new Coiler at Krizzy!

Oh, OK, you've twisted my arm, so here's another ~~one~~ two.