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A. Gollum - disclaimer
I swear by Almighty God that the evidence I shall give shall be a spoof, the whole spoof, and nothing like the truth, so help me Gob.

DOWNLOAD EMERGENCY CONTACTS FORM PDF HERE
and bring it to the Cave asap. NO FORM, NO RIDE.
(or available at the Cave)

NEW RIDERS! - see this very old help page, still relevant now.

LADIES! Please contact

NEXT DAY RIDEsee Home Page, 8:00 am Sundays

NEXT NIGHT RIDE See Home Page, 7:00 pmThursdays at The Cave, Holystone

Thursday nighters are 15-30 milers, 3-3.5 hours and generally OK for fit new riders but you need decent lights you can see with, NOT CANDLES. You MUST wear a cycle helmet. Sundays are generally much longer, harder rides. Gloves, waterproof coat, snack and drink recommended.

For those who may be interested in finding something here (you never know) you can do it with the Google search box below by searching only our site - try it if you've missed it in the past. Try "moron" for example.

Get your profiles in to me - see highlighted riders on Ride List for ideas
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Gentlemen! (Ladies?) If you want to plan a ride for us - Do It.

Mick's damage    Mick's Mistake!    Chain letter   FAST THURSDAY FINALLY HAPPENED! Matt's Mishap

Hairy Coo Weekend    Very Old Ride Diary and Random Pages    And Even More   2008 Rides    Fast Thursday Comic

Who REALLY knows best?    New MTB Mag Launched!    2009 provisional fixture list (not any more)
2009 Summed Up Gollum's Retirement Cake
Cyclo Cross - taster! and Results!  Desirables  Old "Latest" news page    Old Travels page   Nipples Away!   Superstar - Not!

How we pay for travel in 2009.     PROTECTION RACKET!

Keep watching and if you fancy a ride out with us, drop us a line here: bailout@midaircrisis.org.uk

Although MidAirCrisis and NMBC are synonymous, there is still some exclusivity attached to MAC, as full membership to that is by personal invitation of the Gollum only, no matter what your new shirt may proclaim. You'll already know if you're "core" or not. It's largely, but not exclusively, down to your support of the Club. Argue with that.

You ride with MidAirCrisis entirely at your own risk. DO NOT ride with any other understanding. Maim a Bike Thief - Now!

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