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A. Gollum - disclaimer
I swear by Almighty God that the evidence I shall give shall be a spoof, the whole spoof, and nothing like the truth, so help me Glob.
Get your profiles in to me - see highlighted riders on Ride List for ideas
NEW RIDERS - please see Ride List (button left) then click on dates for full info of where, when and how far we normally travel to and during our rides. But BEWARE - we're a mountain bike club, not a cruising outfit. You need to be able to pedal hard, climb hills, jump off a kerb, balance a bit and pedal for hours. Waggonway tootlers please take note.Last Sunday in every month should be New Rider days (you can DEMAND that we are gentle with you!). Thursday nighters are generally OK for beginners but you need decent lights you can see with, NOT CANDLES.
For those who may be interested in finding something here (you never know) you can do it with the Google search box below by searching only our site - try it if you've missed it in the past. Try "moron" for example.
NEXT DAY RIDE Sun 27th Sept Chris D's Snow-Free (we hope!) Hexhamshire Hike 09:00 at the Cave or 10:00 at Whitley Chapel.
Gentlemen! (Ladies?) If you want to plan a ride for us - Do It!
Next Night Ride Thursday 1st October 7:00pm at Gollum's Cave, Holystone. Good Lights Needed.
TERRY H's THRUNTON THRASH THURSDAY 24TH SEPTEMBER - DEFINITELY NO NEW RIDERS OR ANYONE NOT HAPPY TO BURN FLESH, AND VERY GOOD LIGHTING IS REQUIRED. ATTEMPTED LEAVING TIME FROM THE CAVE WILL BE AS CLOSE TO 18:00 AS WE CAN MAKE IT. MOTOR SPORTS ARE DANGEROUS - but not as much as this ride is!
***ALTERNATIVE RIDE TAKING PLACE FROM THE CAVE AS USUAL LED BY IAN A and Ian B AT 7:00PM FOR ORDINARY (read "sensible") MORTALS***
TRANSPORT SUSSED? Scotland £9 if MOST seats are filled, £8 if ALL seats are filled. Lakes £8 and £7. Yorkshire £7 and £6. Northumberland £4 and £3. Howzat sound? New Rule got Committee Clearance 14th June - Unemployed travel FREE.
2009 provisional fixture list
The Hairy Coo Grass Roots Mountain Bike Race
Saturday 17th October 2009, Perth.
This was ZOOPERB last year and we're definitely going back. Names to the Gollum any time soon, already had the invitation. Probably doing Drumlanrig or Carron Valley on the way back doon. £15 entry per rider. PLEASE ENTER AS TEAM MIDAIRCRISIS (it's easier for the announcers and commentators!).
Where's YOUR Team MidAirCrisis Profile page? Send me your life story and a pic or three.
How we pay for travel in 2009. PROTECTION RACKET!
Keep watching and if you fancy a ride out with us, drop us a line here: email@example.com
Although MidAirCrisis and NMBC are synonymous, there is still some exclusivity attached to MAC, as full membership to that is by personal invitation of the Gollum only, no matter what your new shirt may proclaim. You'll already know if you're "core" or not.
It's largely, but not exclusively, down to your support of the Club. Argue with that.
You ride with MidAirCrisis entirely at your own risk. DO NOT ride with any other understanding. Maim a
Bike Thief - Now!