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Hi there! We're a compact, motley crew of ex- cycle speedway riders, touring and road cyclists. We live on Tyneside, UK.  Mountain Biking Rules!         Ticket to Paradise

Our ages span three decades, the youngest 24 and the oldest 55 (me). We love our bikes. Some of us love our beer. We all love our women. Thanks to the Mountain Bike we're all having a . And we all have one thing in common - SCARS! These blessed Mountain Bikes are vicious companions. Forget the gravel burns, rock gashes, nettle stings and overhanging branch concussions. What most of us suffer from regularly are attacks from our own machinery - pedal bites being the worst and most common. Out for a nice gentle trot on a sunny day, get off and push up a hillock or two and... wallop! Pedal meets shinbone or calf muscle - oik! Anyway, we strange folk at love it and keep coming back for more.