Name: Tim B aka NoBrakes
Stuff:
I come under many different names in the ride lists and many more on the
rides. One thing is for sure I have the sexiest shoes in the team which
offsets the usually dirtiest Mongoose Teocali Super (this is the top model
by the way!! And is the one that scared Gollum back into hiding when he
tried it out on a Sunday ride). I’m 23 which should mean I’m one of the
fastest riders, not so because I have an idea……. We all fall off our bikes
so why don’t we enjoy it, if you go fast you won’t remember the crash like
Stevie B so there is no story, go slow and you can reminisce of all the
falls and prangs for eternity plus as a bonus you get to see everyone else’s
crashes in front of you instead of missing them
behind you!!
I’ve been biking with MidAirCrisis since Christmas 2007 and its true they
really do cycle in all conditions from snow and sheet ice in January to
monsoon rains and floods in August however I have yet to experience desert
conditions
L
, although we are always looking for new routes
J
.
The key thing which is so great about this club which keeps me coming back
is they take plenty of rests, even if you are the slowest you always get
lots of rest while the others discuss the latest topics. When I joined the
club I knew nothing about bike maintenance and even less about how to clean
a bike, now I know everything about HOW NOT TO do something to a bike and
its lights! These folks are a great source of knowledge and are always eager
to help out especially Gollum who’s helped me fix bits and bobs on the bike
many a time.
name:
Tim (nickname is always changing
?!?)
Occupation:
treasury manager (I get to decide whether or not to pay Tesco and peoples
wages (ooo the power))
Current bikes:
Mongoose Teocali SUPER with mud effects
Dream Bike:
one where the climbs feel like downhill’s
Favourite bike clothes:
something bright and comfy (mainly endure and nike)
Favourite Car:
Jaguar XJ220
Favourite colour:
mud brown
Favourite food:......
roast dinners
Other enjoyments:
surfing, diving, gaming, drinking
and partying
History:
Came from swimming after had one too many injuries from competing at
National level, love the speed and rush that comes from biking. Meant to
wear glasses but get extra kicks trying to follow the person in front
without being able to see the track!!!! Its great fun and makes you one with
the bike.
Hates:
people who can climb hills fast and not be out of breath!