Until a band called "The Bog" lays down
a track entitled "I bend better than U bend" feat Plumber v The Turds, most
videos on this site come with their original GeordieSoond™ accompaniment. Try Google for a Geordie-to-English interpreter (and Good Luck
hinnie). They are also Light Blue in places, for which I apologise, but boys
will be rude boys. Also, our local twang really IS a gas, but only between consenting Geordies, otherwise it sounds bloody awful,
and I've always hated the sound of it when southerners can hear it. By the way, the prat who does the
Big Brother voice-overs and recently some TV commercials is NOT a Geordie, he's
from Sunderland. See! (and no nasty comments about Mac***s, I may have married
one).
Some of the vidz are here to give
you an idea of what you're missing. We aren't Sky Outside Broadcast (SOB), we
have a couple of very cheap little digicams tied to a helmet headpiece. Other bits are just for a laugh and to show dirty women who'll think
we're famous. Quality doesn't enter into it. Some videos (mainly early JayVidz™) have no sound (luckily). If you want movies of real posers "getting big air" and
disappearing up their own anal cavities there are loads of examples elsewhere on
the Web. Use ours more as a method of previewing some of the beautiful
countryside you just can't get to in a car, or even walking, sometimes. Or just
use them to demonstrate to others how NOT to take video shots.
A few of us are so thrilled to get
the wheels an inch off the deck we need to show the World! So here be a list -
some of these are big, so if you want them badly enough, please download and
save them (right click, Save Target As..., give them a name) then run them from your Desktop
or My Documents folder rather than watch them streaming in
to your browser or Media Player live. That'll help everyone - and you can make a
cuppa while they're downloading so you won't miss any of the thrilling action.
It also means sadists can watch them more than once without a fresh download. Anything over 4 MB (megabytes) will generate numbness in your brain if you
aren't on Broadband. IF you have Macromedia's Flash Player add-in with your
browser keep checking here for a set of somewhat smaller Flash movies with the
same content as the Windows files below: (will take time to complete -
Spring/Summer 2006). I'll also be splitting the whoppers into manageable chunks.NOTE! the videos below are all pretty old now - update coming sometime before mid 2009!
GetOff at Glentress (inc GeordieSoond™) 2MB .wmv
Jason flat
jumping at Holywell 0.5MB .wmv
Terry on The Slab at Dalbeattie 3.7MB .wmv
Chopwell's Downhill Run 11.6MB .wmv right click and save
Jason uppy-downy at Holywell 270KB .wmv
Dave in Love at Kirroughtree (emphasis on the Tree!)
3.3MB .wmv
Terry tries Jason's Coiler on The Slab 1.7MB .wmv
Kirroughtree 10MB .wmv right click and save
Waskerley Way 12.9MB .wmv right click and save
Cramlington 3.3MB .wmv
Chopwells Four Stages Run 13MB .wmv right click and save
Jason doing flat jumps at Holywell 0.5MB .wmv
Spectating at Hamsterley 1.3MB .wmv
Jason & Golly
Return to Ampleforth (drum roll) 10MB .wmv right click and save
Jason does Log Gap One at Chopwell Woods lower levels
Jason at Ae
Jay falls in a Flash
and in a Smaller Flash (modem quality)
Ae sweet
XC/downhill 12MB - DO NOT run directly - right click and save first!
Cycle Speedway match Hull/Blackbell Electrical v
MidAirCrisis.com/JMR Electrical interactive program!
Ross makes his Cycle Speedway debut at Hull 6MB .wmv
Gary's Last Stand (Hamsterley 4 Cross Track) Middle Section End Bit
Jason and Andy
on Innerleithen's Cadon Bank part1 part2 part3 part4
Big vids added
18th Dec to rides on 20/11, 3/12 and 11/12 see here
Jason attacks
Innerleithen Freeride Trail vid1 vid2 vid3 vid4
*REMEMBER -
apart from sheer vanity value for us, these
vids will let you see some of the terrain we cover if you haven't been there
before, so not totally useless, maybe?
Video Production - how?
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Keep watching and if you fancy a ride out with us, drop us a line here:
bailout@midaircrisis.org.uk
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